Heirate keine Frau über 30

Leider habe ich keine Zeit, den Artikel zu übersetzen, er scheint mir aber interessant.

Don't marry a woman over 30. There are the obvious reasons…

* The over-30 woman has lower fertility. If you want to build a dynasty, your over-30 wife might stall out at 1.3 heirs.
* The over-30 woman has likely amassed an impressive knob count. When you marry a 30+ woman, you're marrying her 30+ cockas. Hope you like getting phantom cucked! As magically prehensile as your penis may be, she'll never look up to it in cross-eyed awe like she did with her first cock when she was younger, hotter, tighter, and inexperienced.
* The over-30 woman is bitter from a wasted prime spent on failed relationships she hoped would lead to marriage. Now that you're marrying her, she should be grateful, but she's not. You remain perplexed, as is the wont of your beta male class.
* The over-30 woman fell in love with her career and the alpha male bosses she answers to before she fell in love with you. Wrong order.

But all these reasons pale in importance to the fact that a man marrying an over-30 woman is investing everything he has in a rapidly depreciating pleasure provider that has already lost a lot of its aesthetic value. [...]

Marrying an over-30 woman is like buying a used car one mile short of its 120,000 mile servicing. [...] - http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2014/10/29/why-men-shouldnt-marry-women-over-30/

Ich hatte einst eine Frau Ü30 geheiratet, weil mir die jungen Dinger einfach zu kindisch und wenig im Leben angekommen waren. Mit dem Wissen aus dem Artikel hätte ich aber keine Frau Ü30 geheiratet und in der Rückschau sehe ich da einige Gründe, warum das nicht funktionierte...

Ich habe damals überhaupt nicht verstanden, warum da so gar keine Loyalität und Dankbarkeit bei der Alleinerziehenden war, die ja nun doch einen Ernährer und Vaterfigur für ihr Kind gefunden hatte. Dieser Artikel gibt mir erstmals eine schlüssige Erklärung für dieses Verhalten...